Oh, that has just got to be a nice fruit cake! That Crown won't have the bite ole Beam would have.
Had to laugh at the reference to southern belles and liquor stores. Couple of buddies and me made a run to the liquor store one evening when we ran a little short at a party here at the homestead. I told these two city dudes to watch out when we get to the store because there's country women in there, not like what they see in the city. Jokingly I said that of course.
Then when we got there, sure enough, just as we got up to the doors, out comes a young lady, dressed to kill, had tattoos in, uh, some interesting places including around her entire neck, with some pretty wild body piercings, dressed, uh, in a, well, eye opening way, and both my buddies stopped dead in their tracks. I'd told them that whatever they did, don't stop and gawk because usually there is a big bubba close behind and they don't like you looking at their woman.
Well, sure enough, out behind her comes a gorilla. I quickly pushed my buddies through the door....
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