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Politics : War
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To: zonder who wrote (17619)11/8/2002 2:41:41 PM
From: Nadine Carroll  Read Replies (1) of 23908
 
This is from an Israeli blogger, not an authoritative source, but I don't think he is making it up:

Some of you may have heard the next story, it happened about a year ago in Gaza Strip. Its not a legend I guaranty [sic] you it is absolutely true. An unlucky Palestinian who planned to be a suicide bomber failed in his mission. He got near a group of Israeli soldiers and blew himself up. But there was a malfunction in the explosive belt, only a small amount of explosive went off. Non of the troops was hurt and the poor fellow did not die as he wished.

The medics who treated the terrorist were surprised to find out that his penis was wrapped with toilet paper. A few days later at the hospital he was asked by the Shabak (Israeli security service) interrogators about his wrapped penis. The moron answered them with the most unbelievably idiotic explanation. He said he wrapped his penis with toilet paper to keep it intact from the explosive belt blast so he will be able to use it with the 72 virgins that awaited him in heaven!

It is one thing to think that you are a shahid (martyr) and 72 virgins are anxiously waiting for you in heaven, But you have to be a complete asshole to think that a toilet paper is going to keep your penis intact when you blow an explosive belt a few inches above it!!!

israeliguy.blogspot.com
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