The Italians throw their guns down too! The French do bathe since the 68 revolution (no, the sexual one) and the 69 erotic year (yes, the sexual one); butI must admit we are rude to Americans, it's true, but only because we are a bit jealous, because you don't like our literature (not even two T to that holy word!), because you complain about our trains, our waiters, and somehow, God knows why, hate the Concorde...
So, think positive :
1/ Invite Chirac to a full WE in Crawford.
2/ Send Crawford (yes, her) over to me till the end of the war on terrorism.
3/ Stop profiling our cheeses.
4/ Take some of our Arabs to America. After all, it is you, Americans, who told them Arabs first about the independence stuff, not Lenine! Like some Frenchmen say : "we lost Algeria... not the Algerians!"
That's not to much to reciprocate to Lafayette grandkids, is it ? |
