They can't believe the people who are suppose to steal the election for the democrats, messed up!
There are some good vents today!!!
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: 11.14.2002]
Thursday Vent
A senator from North Georgia, a senator from South Georgia and a governor from the middle. Sounds fair and balanced to me.
Take down your scarecrows. Some of us need all the crows we can get for our Thanksgiving dinner.
Lt. Gov. Mark Taylor has just realized all those toes he and his Democratic colleagues have stepped on are attached to the backsides he now has to kiss.
Does changing from Democrat to Republican involve a surgical procedure, like maybe an ethical lobotomy?
How can I be in favor of capital punishment? I didn't even agree with corporal punishment until I became a sergeant.
What's all this about pig futures? Pigs have no future. Sausage is not a career path.
If tornadoes sound like a freight train, what did they sound like prior to the Industrial Revolution?
The Governor's Mansion is getting ready for its new occupants. They're putting a '75 Camaro up on blocks in the front yard.
I tried using Preparation H under my eyes and I'm not sure if my bags are shrinking, but my eyes are getting closer together.
If Chief Pennington plans to chase a car through Atlanta at 80 mph, he better get out of the fast lane.
Would there be a backlash if a black politician uttered the words, "Ask not what your country can do for you . . ."?
Apologizing to Mother Nature in advance? You are obviously the one who wanted to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Start your morning read of the AJC with the obituaries. It'll help you keep your perspective.
A few well-aimed sock monkey missiles will take care of your cobwebs on 25-foot ceilings.
I hate to ask, but what advantage does one gain by spraying adhesive on the buttocks?
If you have a house with 25-foot ceilings, you shouldn't need to figure out how to remove cobwebs. Just pay someone to do it.
If Democrats still believe Bush is dumb, it's no wonder they keep losing.
We're still behind in rain for the year? I didn't realize that four years ago Atlanta was a rain forest.
When I have problems with my 25-foot ceilings like cobwebs, dirty windows and burned-out light bulbs, I just move.
If this drought doesn't end soon, Stone Mountain will become an island.
More than 70 tornadoes in one day. God must really be angry about the election results.
Why did Roy Barnes lose? Premature van plant adulation.
Anyone who objects to grandparents with a household income of $10,000 getting a school tax exemption should remember whose taxes paid for your education. They paid Social Security for a lifetime, hoping to live long enough to collect $800 a month for a few years.
I was in an auto accident the other night, and on the way to the hospital the entire EMS crew scolded me for my dirty underwear. Momma was right all those years ago. |
