AQ WANTS US TO CONVERT ? NO PROBLEM AQ? IT'S A DEAL!
For everyone of us who converts, you get one top guy out of business.
So here is my pledge:
I convert!
Yes, I truly convert!
Affirmative. To Islam.
Allah Who Akhbar!
Really Akhbar (Great) Not the other akhbar (rat).
Even twice so!
So Allah is at least twice as Great as Jehova, I swear to God!
And Mohammed Prophet (not Brophet no more) is for real!
And it was pure blasphemy when I said he was a serial kid rapist.
And I will continue to Ramadan from smoking in the daytime.
Even after the New Moon, blessed be the Merciful Allahhia (hia sorry, it was pure instinct, the last to go away.)
Muhammed Non Serial is a patient and good man who waited for them kids to ripe just like we do with cherries and just as long before busting them kids just like we do with the cherries.
And the Jews are Zionists.
Yes, very Zionists.
And the Americans Utopists with $$$ who want to turn Mecca into Disneyworld because they want even more $$$, and they pray for oil, not the good God like I do now!
So I told them and Allah is my witness.
He says everything is written. Even my post was pre-written. Because He wanted it so.
So it's his post.
All posts are His.
Even Lorne's one's, Darren and GZ when they say "kill them all". Yes, all of us good Muslims. Even Gustave GAG and Thomas. May be even Len ( Even Len!??!) and Zonder ?
No, not Zonder because she is a Ladyshesays. And non Muslims are not allowed to kill Ladies. Not even with stones.
Now you, AQ, convert!
Start with a peace&love for ten years.
But real peace and real love.
Not bombs and rapes.
Or I'll turn against your Allah!
I'll fatwa him. |
