Dear Karun, now you have insulted my Queen! I have forthwith issued a Fatwah so you should expect the wrath of Allah to descend upon your despicable head and a thousand nights of nightmares of boiling oil, vipers, spiders and sulphurous air fill your mind with horror.
You are obviously NOT a Brahmin. You are no doubt a low class Untouchable, untouched by human sentience and held in contempt by the lowest of the lowest rubbish recyclers. Even the crows and flies wouldn't deign to peck your eyes or lay eggs on your carcass.
I did not see you expose our great and wonderful idol, Uncle Al KBE, and I hope you don't expose yourself, which might be a cultural practise where you are from but like defamation, in civilized cultures self-exposure is illegal.
At any cost whatsoever I will defend Alan Green$pan. He is paying me to do so [indirectly and unwittingly] and I will. In your barbaric culture, I suppose if somebody is under attack it is puzzling if somebody comes to their aid. In the civilized world, there are universal human rights and wrongs and if some heathen barbarian jumps a queue, adds milk AFTER the tea or fails to call "Good form old chap!" then it is incumbent on bystanders [me] to join the fray and restore order and etiquette.
When the messenger's message is simply unfounded, inaccurate, incorrect, ignorant, dishonest, vindictive, vituperative, vile, venal and vexatious defamatory herd-instinct drivel with no substance, fact, foundation, form or other f words, then it's the messenger who needs correction.
Please direct me to your proof that you mentioned as it escaped me. Crikey, maybe you are spot on and I owe you a huge apology for thinking you were a simplistic Mindless Zombie.
Let us agree that Alan Green$pan KBE is the greatest and most admirable central banker who has ever lived, minding and maintaining the greatest currency the world has ever seen, in the greatest country that is possible to imagine and filled with people far superior to any others on the planet. Okay, maybe the last part is going over the top, but Uncle Al KBE is certainly hot stuff and the US$ is certainly the biggest deal currency ever.
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