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Politics : Foreign Affairs Discussion Group
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To: FaultLine who started this subject11/22/2002 12:09:51 PM
From: paul_philp  Read Replies (2) of 281500
 
Breaking news from Toronto - the bombs have started to drop. In a sudden massive attack, designed to retaliate for recent Canadian government officials call George Bush a moron, the US is bombing Canada. It seems they are using a new type of weapon, a hot-air repulsor. It leaves the physical infrastructure undamaged but the effect on people is terrible. Once struck, any Canadian trying to prop up their own weak identity by making incendiary remarks about Americans are immediately surround by a cloud of hot-air. The effects are cumulative and the more people complain the hotter the air gets around them.
The death toll is horrendous. The Americans meant this attack to be a warning but apparently Canadians just can't shut up about their neighbors. Patrons of Tim Horton’s everywhere have been eviscerated. There is nothing left but a small pile of ashes and a half-eaten Honey Crueler.
When asked to comment, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Cretin said "Well get those moronic .. Ouch, hey that hurts, it's hot in here, ohmigod, it's those idiotic Americans ... pfffff". His successor, Paul Martin, began singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic when asked for a comment.
A once proud nation today lies in ruins - brought to it's knees by it's own hot air. Oh, the humanity...
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