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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: sandintoes who wrote (25650)11/26/2002 8:08:28 AM
From: Bill Grant  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
Tough Missionaries

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just

can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them,

I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade.

I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at

the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the

waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars.
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