Hillary was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. and wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Hillary shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, Hillary turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots Hillary standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward the democrat. Hillary takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then Hillary flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out "Darn it, this one is barefoot too!" |
