Can anyone help identify the names of the companies producing these blockbusters? :-)
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> > New Medications for Women
> >
> > Damitol - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
> >
> > St. Moms Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
> > preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
> >
> > Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates
> > melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers
> > and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
> >
> > Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
> > before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
> >
> > Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
> > causing enjoyment of country western music.
> >
> > Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
> > rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
> >
> > Menicillin - Potent antibiotic for women. Increases resistance to
> > such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
> >
> > Buyagra - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
> > potency and duration of spending spree.
> >
> > Extra Strength Buy-One-all - When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
> > indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home
> > with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
> >
> > Jack Asspirin - Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> > your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
> >
> > Anti-talksident - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> > anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
> >
> > Ragamet - When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation
> > as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of
> > doing it herself.
> >
> > Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective
> > in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. |
