KKRO Used to disturb me quite a bit. However, since it makes up a good 60% -70% of my staple diet, I don't pay too much attention to it's trade these days. If it drops below 6, (as it did today), I buy. (As I did today.) This restaraunt can only really go one way in my opinion. Yeah! It's sure taking it's time, but I have really stopped festering about it. I'm looking forward to 7, maybe 8 and even higher in the near future. September/October seems bright. I am in at an average of 6.250, so this is a good thing. Anything above that is fun. Regardless, I'll still go to Kookooroo for breasts and melon, a little ice chocolate mocha from the coffee shop, and sit back.
But read this.......
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:
1) Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as "the late J.C." 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Daddy, Junior, and Spook." 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10) We do not refer to the cross as "the Big T" 11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me." 12) The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub; yea, God" 13) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's. |