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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch
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To: orkrious who wrote (10064)12/6/2002 11:20:26 PM
From: SOROS  Read Replies (7) of 89467
 
A new movie is coming out. It's called "The Wizard of Wallstreet."

Starring:

Alan Greenspasm as The Wizard -- A shriveled, old powerless man hiding behind a curtain of hype and deceit.

Lawrence Kudlowski as The Tin Man -- A stiff, rusty old fart without a heart for others. Steals other's silver and only gives them paper in return.

James Crummer as The Scarecrow -- A loud, obnoxious, brainless wonder. Been known to play with his straw.

George Bushy as The Cowardly Lion -- A decent fellow who can't summon the courage to make his pride take its financial medicine. Rumor has it he has obsessive, compulsive disorder related to a Middle East figurehead and ignores all other rational thought.

Maria Bartitromo as Dorothy -- Asked for red, ruby slippers, but got red, ruby lips instead. Only says a few phrases -- "Buy more for mama" being her favorite.

Louis Rugeyser and his Elves as The Flying Monkeys -- Basically just in the picture to scare young children or anyone with eyesight.

Wallstreet Brokers and Analysts as The Munchkins -- They look like people, but they aren't. Their small size makes them adept at stealing people's money as they are being scard by the head Flying Monkey or concentrating on Dorothy's red lips as she speaks the word "mama" over and over.

The Dow, Nasdaq, and S & P as The Yellow Brick Road -- Looks great until you find out it ends at a shriveled, old powerless man hiding behind a curtain of hype and deceit.
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