Elliott Abrams, a pugnacious conservative and passionate advocate of Israel, has just been appointed by President Bush as director of Middle Eastern Affairs! What wonderful news, right Gustave? Poor hateful Gustave will cry all night long. Gustave doesn't want good news for the decent, hard working, industrious people of Israel. Gustave thrives on misery, and wants to suck the blood out of good people. Wait! What is that sound? Why, it's Gustave tearing his hair out, and drooling down onto his shirt. His eyes are red and bloodshot, from thinking up hateful things to say. Of course, Gustave didn't need to say anything hateful when, a few years ago, he had his own daughter "put away" because of her mental illness. Sink lower, Gustave, sink lower. <g> |