That explains a lot about women and beer.
>>> They said the mRNA data was consistent with a single 'Eve', and also consistent with a small (larger than one, obviously) founding population of anatomically modern humans... but from which by chance and history all the other female-descended mRNA lines had died out over the years, leaving just the one in modern populations.
Beer
Glad I don't drink beer.
Yesterday, scientists for the US Drug Administration suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, went to the bathroom excessively, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned. |
