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To: Elmer Flugum who started this subject12/14/2002 5:44:45 PM
From: Volsi Mimir  Read Replies (2) of 13015
 
A 40 Year old Female's Christmas Wish
by Ms.Ninasin

Dearest Santa

if I may be so bold,

what I'd like this year is a twenty year old.

And as long as I'm asking

make him well-read

sensitive, intelligent and good in bed.

I'd like him to buy me sexy lingerie

and cling with fascination to each word I say.

Let him think I'm beautiful, witty and smart.

In front of me he should never scratch, belch or fart.

No ear hair, no paunch, no little member.

Anniversaries and birthdays he'd always remember.

He'd cherish my wisdom and my sophistication.

He'd gush over my weight loss with false elation!

I'm sure I'd enjoy him for a year or so

and then, you can bet- he'd have to go.

So Santa, deliver the goods but never fear.

I'll return him to you after one lovely year.

Pack him up in your sleigh and off you go

to deliver “Christmas “to the next 40 year old.
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