Exactly my sentiments!
Can you take one guess who is trying to get behind that information collection?
MicroSoft?
No really, I'm driving down the road the other night, Thursday...55mph...heading for Indiana Christmas Shopping, gonna do my once a year U-Turn in 5 lanes of traffic down to Notre Dame, keeping them hoosiers on their guard.
Minding my own business, a deer jumps out....I slow down, then another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and a couple others. Miss them all....
The guy coming the other way, hit the last one, launched it like a pop up in a baseball game. Comes through my windshield on my pickup, so much for the 800 dollar wrap around chrome brush guard, Mama is screaming if it has antlers I want the rack.
It's like freese frame. Slow motion. People get killed when deers come in through the windshild. Like a brick off the bridge in the city. But deer, aint bricks.....
DUCK, and COVER behind the steering wheel or dash, and then beat the son of a bitch dead as fast as you can. |
