A polar bear cub goes to his mom and says,
"Mom, am I 100% pure Polar Bear?
His mom replies, "Well of course you are, sweetheart!"
The cub then goes to his dad and says,
"Dad, I asked mom, but I have to ask you too. Am I pure, 100% Polar Bear? I mean 100% pure?"
His father says, "Well, of course you are, son. Your mom is a Polar Bear, I am a Polar Bear, you are our son, and you are totally positively 100% pure Polar Bear. I find it rather curious that you are asking the question, son. Why are you asking us that question?"
The cub says,
"Well, frankly dad...I am frickin' FREEZING out here!" |
