LOL! Let's try again:
"Israel and the PLA are acting like a couple of Levantine traders, haggling for the sake of haggling", President Clinton said in a speech before Canada's Parliament. Leaders of several Jewish and Arab groups were quick to complain about the stereotype. The strongest objection was from Yasser Arafat, who said "Mr. Clinton should apologize to all the honest, courteous shopkeepers in the region". Jackie Mason, a prominent Jewish- American, said "This Clinton fellow, is he calling us cheap? I'll show him cheap! My nephew drives a Cadillac, a Cadillac, do you hear that Mr. Goyische President? Is that cheap. I don't think so!"
Mr. Clinton apologized for any offense he may have given, claiming the he was just a dumb hillbilly from Arkansas, and should be cut some slack. Immediately, the hillbilly lobby protested.......... |
