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To: Jack L. Dlugach who wrote (14919)7/25/1997 1:52:00 PM
From: Joe Antol   of 42771
 
Hi Jack! Nothing else to do <s>. Here -- TYSON's TOP 10 ..............

10) Tyson already has his next fight lined up with Lorena Bobbitt.
- Winner eats all.

9) This gives a new meaning to "Box Lunch".

8) Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?".
Holyfileld: "What did you say?"

7) Spock-vs.-Tyson fight hastily cancelled.

6) Q: What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
A: "You gonna eat that?"

5) Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
It has two bytes and no memory.

4) Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter
Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as "The snackfest in Budapest".

3) Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
A: Metallica lease a ringing in your ears... Tyson leaves your ear
in a ring.

2) Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III:

The Third Gogh Round
Dahmer vs. Pslmer
The Last Supper
Ear-reconcilable differences
Grazing Bull
You wanna piece of me?
Blood, Sweat, and Ears
No Lobe lost
Bite of the century
Because you're dumb enough to pay for it

1) When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were:
"It tasted just like chicken"

Regards,

Joe...<CPQ, yeahhhh>
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