"Send In the Clones"
(Updated, 2002 version of "Send In the Clowns")
Writers: Sondheim / FT
Originally sung by Frank Sinatra
[New version to be sung by cloned Eminem]
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You don't need to be rich, to be a pair,
Whether Bill Gates - or farmer in Zaire.
Send in the clones!
Isn't it bliss, don't you approve?
Let's create one with three arms - and one who can't move.
Hey, where are the clones - send in the clones!
Just when I stopped opening jars,
Finally finding the one that I wanted wasn't on Mars,
Moving heaven and Earth and DNA too,
Comfortable as a crack pipe and an old pair of shoes.
Don't you love Dolly; my fault I fear,
I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry Bush dear,
But where are the clones - send in the clones!
Oh, don't bother they're here...
Isn't it rich, isn't it queer?
Creating clones so late in the year?
But where are the clones - send in those clones!
Oh wait, they're already here...
Drones and clones in Washington, D.C. I fear. |
