Hi paul_phillips;
The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem.
To paraphrase a certain Frenchman:
"And who says that I am offended?" he furiously screamed, raising himself into an erect posture on the sofa on which hitherto he had been reclining motionless, while, as the pallid, frothing snakes twisted and stiffened in his face, his voice became alternately shrill and solemn like the deafening onrush of a storm. (The force with which he habitually spoke, which made strangers turn round in the street, was multiplied a hundredfold, as is a musical forte if, instead of being played on the piano, it is played by an orchestra, and changed into a fortissimo as well. M. de FaultLine roared.) "Do you suppose that it is within your power to offend me? You are evidently not aware to whom you are speaking? Do you imagined that the envenomed spittle of five hundred little Republicans of your type, heaped one upon another, would succeed in slobbering so much as the tips of my august toes?"
--M.deFL@sothere.com :o) |
