This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
Curious,
he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You
talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I
discovered
this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government. So I told
the
CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and
I
knew I wasn't getting any younger. I wanted to settle down. So I
signed up
for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some
incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a
wife, a
mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for
the
dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him,
so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." |
