Ok, 21 cars, it's a mean trick to drive all 21 cars all at once. In fact, that's the real solution is it not? If I can buy 21 cars, I can make sure some of them are high efficiency hybrids, that way, on clear days, I can drive say, a hybrid hydrogen-electric-solar powered car to work, all the way to the suvs for the days of heavy snowfall.
In fact, if I had a 21 car garage, by making sure that I buy the big gas guzzlers and have them just decorate the garage without ever driving them ensures that I do my part to save the world. Think of it --- someone could actually be driving that V12 rolls royce silver shadow or look at that that red Testarossa not guzzling gas. These cars are not supporting terrorists when they don't move, but now they will just sit there, day in day out. Works of art to be appreciated in the way they truly were meant to be. (sniffle, I feel a tear coming).
Of course, I'd have to cut back on the donuts to save up enough pennies to add such a big garage to my house. Heck, I may need a new house, so I'd have to move to a bigger lot. Then there's the cars and the insurance and the license.
I think that's a lot of Krispy Kreme to forgo just to save the world. I'll have to think about this again. |
