HOLLY -- This One's For You!!!
Holly,
You'd probably fit in just fine around just about any car dealership in Canada... Think they fill up three of those "Butt Stop" smokeless canisters a day around a place that I know all too well..... Nothing politically correct about the car biz... In fact, I asked some of the fellas out in the shop to come up with a song that we could dedicate just for you... and this is what we got... Rather appropriately, you will find that it may be sung best to the tune of "Mustang Sally"... ;-}
SMOKESTACK HOLLY
Smokestack Holly,
Guess you'd better slow your smokin' down...
Smokestack Holly, ba--by
Guess you'd better slow that puffin' down...
We heard ya bin smokin' all over the town,
Guess we'll just have to STOMP....those smokes of yours into the ground...
All ya wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE
All ya wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE
All ya wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE
All ya wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE
Well, one of these smoke-filled evenings
You're gonna blow... smoke-rings... right into our weepin' eyes......
Bet you've tried out those Stop-Smokin' nic-O-tine patches...
That cost you nine-teen-nine-ty-five!!
But they're just made for those wussy weekend puffers...
And with them you don't cut no jive...
We heard you bin smokin' all over the town...
But one of these days!.... Smoke Police SAY... they gonna run you down...
All you wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE!
All you wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE!
All you wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE!
All you wanna do is smoke around Holly, SMOKE HOLLY SMOKE!
Well, one of these smoke-filled eve-nings...
You're gonna blow.... smoke-rings....right into our weepin' eyes.....
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Just funnin' ya... SMOKE ON HOLLY!!!
VooDoo Wani...;-} |
