Jeest, last week y'all were taking about 80 year old hookers, and now . . . .
Hmmm.....
There was this Union Boss who was attending a convention in Las Vegas without the Mrs. along. So, being a "real man" he decides to sample some of the local fleshpots in town..
So he's walking around and finds the red light flashing on a particular house of ill repute and knocks on the door. The madame opens up the peep-hole and he tells her that he's interesting in a little horizontal entertainment..
But of course, being a Union boss he wouldn't be able to bring himself to give business to anything but a union shop, but that being a bit difficult to expect, he asks what percentage of the revenues the girls receive versus the "house"....
The Madame explains that no, they were not a union shop, and that the girls received 20% of all revenues and the "house" 80%. He tells her that he just can't permit himself to give any business under such conditions and moves on to several more, all essentially working their girls under the same terms.
He's about to give up all hope when he knocks on another door and asks the same question regarding percentages, to which the madame tells him that they are, in fact, a union shop and the girls receive 80% of all the revenues and the "house", 20%..
Well, he's just tickled pink to hear that and asks the Madame if she would set him up with one of her finest and most talented gals.. She gives him a key and tells him, "go down the corridor and it will be the last door on the right", and her name is "Mary"...
Well, he knocks on the door, looking forward to getting a good shagging, only to have this grizzled old woman, hair falling out and missing half her teeth, introduce herself as Mary and proceeds to invite him in....
Horrified, he graciously tells her that he's changed his mind, whereupon he hustles back down to have a few words with the Madame.. "Maam, I ask you for one of your finest and most talented gals, not some hunched over old hag... What's up??"..
"But sir, Mary is one of our most talented girls, and has worked here for 40 years. And as I explained to you, we're a Union Shop."
"What does that have to do with anything?", he replies.
"Well sir, she has seniority..."
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