I told you, I am the worst joke teller in the world. OK, OK
So, there are these three guys who want to enter their pig at the local fair. But it is a scrawny pig and they have to figure out a way to make it bigger. So one of them comes up with the brilliant idea of putting a cork in the pig. (Do I need to tell you where?). And as planned, the big balloons up, they take him to the fair and win the blue ribbon.
So, they bring the pig home and then they realize that they have to remove the cork. They argue back and forth about who is going to do it, but none of them would do it. Finally, one of them says, "Hey, why don't we hire a monkey to do it?". So they do. The put the pig and the monkey in a room and they are watching from behind a window. The monkey approaches the pig tentatively and pulls the plug. Of course, a giant shitstorm ensues. The first guy says;
"My god! All that I could see was pig shit flying everywhere"
The second guy says: "No kidding, all I could see was shit, shit and more shit"
The third guy, with a hint of guilt, says: "All I could see was the poor monkey trying to put the cork back in". |
