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Pastimes : A Jackass, his PAL(indrome), and GOLD
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To: crdesign who wrote (229)1/16/2003 5:08:14 PM
From: Jim Willie CB  Read Replies (1) of 1210
 
>The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he
>kept in the hen house out the back of the parish house. He had a cock
>rooster and about ten hens.
>
>One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and as that was the
>time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do
>something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the
>congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
>
>All the men stood up.
>
>"No no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
>
>All the women stood up.
>
>"No no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
>that doesn't belong to them?"
>
>Half the women stood up.
>
>"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
>
>All the altar boys stood up.
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