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Strategies & Market Trends : Technology Stocks & Market Talk With Don Wolanchuk
SOXL 49.65-5.0%Jan 8 4:00 PM EST
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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (6929)1/19/2003 8:35:26 PM
From: j42231  Read Replies (1) of 207701
 
Measuring the Cold is relative

+60 - Californians put on sweaters.
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
+40 - You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesoootans go swimming.
+35 - Italian cars don`t start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation in Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesoootans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.
+15 - French cars don`t start.
Cat insists on sleeping with you.
+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+ 5 - American cars don`t start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 - German cars don`t start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesoootans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.
-25 - Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
-40 - Californians disappear.
Minnesoootans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 - Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 -Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.
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