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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (11871)	1/20/2003 4:56:25 PM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (2) of 89467

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to who had the greatest skill. The first began: "Two years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist's hands. He went on to give a recital before the Queen of England." The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended to a man in a car accident. All his arms were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he went on to win a gold medal for an Olympics field event." The third entered in: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Sante Fe freight train traveling at 60 mph. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten-gallon hat. Last year he became the president of the United States."

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