I woke up this morning and asked myself, "Self, how can I support a genocide that will boost the supply of oil today?"
"Attack Iraq", I thought, while stabbing a pig in the chest, killing an orange and stealing the future generations of chickens.
"Perfect, maybe I can kill a few babies too", I said outloud while passing some greenhouse gas.
As I jumped into my terrorist subsidizing SUV the brain cell killing mobile phone rang. It was Lou Gerstner from the world ruler behind the curtain Carlisle Group. "Hey Lou, great job with IBM, hope you do the same for the world." "Thanks Paul, with your idea about genocide we might just do that. Can we license that sucker from you?"
"Hold on, Lou, I got Putin on the other phone, I'll call you back".
It was a good morning.
Paul |
