Five Reasons Why Fat is Good
1. Fat tastes great. I see no reason why people should not be able to engorge themselves, stick their finger down their throat, disgorge, and then eat again.
2. Many claim that obesity stresses the health care system. Well sh*t, not if the porkers die twenty years too early!
3. Obesity is revered in some cultures and professions (e.g., sumo).
4. Subcutaneous fat provides great insulation (this can save some Arab oil if people get fatter) and is perfect for floating in the water. As I recall, not many fat people died during the sinking of the Titanic.
5. Sitting next to a fat person provides a great pillow rest for long flights. But the most amusing part of any flight has to be the boarding where everyone is seated, your middle seat is empty, and then a wide one steps onto the plane. Gotta love the look of horror in some people's eyes.
The bottom line is that I am a big fan of F A T and any other V I C E.
Regards,
WS |
