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Queen Elizabeth &Dolly Parton die on the same day,
and they both go before the angel to find out if
they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The
angel asks Dolly if there is some particular reason
why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off
her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most
perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day for
eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen drops her skirt and panties and takes a
bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up and
douches with it.
The angel says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged. "What is that all about? I show you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me
down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets
in. Can you explain that to me?"
"Sorry Dolly", says the angel, "but even in heaven, a
royal flush beats two of a kind. |
