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To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (371)	1/24/2003 2:56:26 PM
From: Wayne Rumball	Read Replies (2) of 394

Cayman Islands, Jan 23, 2003 (BSnewsWire) -- WRLB and Associates (OTC: WRLB) announced today the completion of testing of it's new guidance system for the military, to be used in attacks on Iraq. The new guidance system, dubbed SUSA (Straight Up Suddam's Ass) uses the latest laser and GPS guidance systems, combined with special scent detecting circuits, to deliver warheads directly to the Iraqi President. Weaner Rumberger commented "We have worked on this technology for years, it was the scent circuits that gave us trouble, until we were able to covertly obtain a sample of feces from Saddam Hussain in early 2001. So far we have successfully guided missiles to 3 separate piles of shit 1 hidden deep in a forest, 1 an underground bunker and 1 in a drone operated aircraft. We have offered to provide 1 missile guidance system to the military for 30 billion dollars, since 1 is all they need and that is less than 1/2 the price of an expected war."

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