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To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (382)	1/27/2003 3:28:53 AM
From: Wayne Rumball	Read Replies (1) of 394

Baghdad, Jan 27, 2003 (BSnewsWire) -- Saddam Hussein today condemed the United States following an attack on the presidential palace. The midnight attack caused no injuries, however, the presidential toilet was completely destroyed. The Pentagon would give no comment on the situation, but a source close to the Pentagon said that it was a missile guided by the SUSA system. President Weaner Rumberger of WRLB and Associates said "While we cannot confirm or deny that our guidance system was used in the attack, it appears clear to me that such a system may have failed in this case because Saddam did not flush. We will be refining our targeting mechanism further to allow for such anomolies." Rumberger went on to say, "We own Evil. Saddam hasn't paid for his share of evil in quite some time, so he must be destroyed."

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