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To: HG who wrote (22324)1/30/2003 1:59:42 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (2) of 104181
 
Lets put our heads together on how to do away with clappy <g>


Gulp.

<Clappy quickly tries to finish his paper work in the
ladies room stall as he hears two sets of womens' shoes
rapidly approaching the doorway.>

<He hears one of them giggle to the other as the deep sound of a
three foot long piece of duct tape get unraveled from the
roll. This is followed by six more identical sounds.>

<One whispers in a thick Asian Indian accent something
about jalapenos, a large lime, and a plunger. A reply in a
female version of a Bob and Doug MacKensie sort of accent
says, yeah good idea and then mumbles something about
whether to shave his body hair before or after the tape is
applied.>

<Clappy slowly lifts his feet up and quietly props them up
against the door.>

In a high pitched voice he says, "Nobody in here except us
peace activist girls who love cute and cudley fun loving
bartenders."

<Five more long pieces of duct taped are pulled off the
roll.>
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