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To: abuelita who wrote (22344)	1/31/2003 9:11:03 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) of 104155

clappy, you'll have to leave the ladies room now. <Hoser smiles after she says that.> <The camera cuts to to the ladies room where you see Clappy The Twit seated in one of the stalls wearing nothing but his boxer shorts. He is duct taped to the bowl with two jalapenos stuffed into his mouth with a large lime used as a cork. Stuck to the top of his completely bald head is is the plunger. Taped across the hair on his chest is a sign that reads, "My name is Clappy. I will remember not to tease any of these women or next time they will not be so nice.> <Rosie rings the bell and yells, "It's Friday! Free drinks for everyone!" She then sets an egg timer behind the bar and smiles at HG and says to her, "We'll tell Polvie to free him in a couple of hours when the alarm rings..." They give each other a High Five and hang their wrestling sneakers in the NNBM closet.> <Polvo presses button B52 and turns the volume up on the Real Jukebox to drown out the muffled sounds of Clappy trying to say "Get me outta here" over the large citrus fruit and salsa ingredients stuffed into in his mouth.> Met me mouta ere! <The sound of the great Brownsville Station hit, "Smoking in the Boys Room" fills the air.> The End. -Plungerhead

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