A wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looked at him and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and replied, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
"That's right," she replied. "And do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nods and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?"
He responded, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to screw your brains out!' "
She giggled and said, "Yes, That was it. That was exactly what you said and now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again, he looked up at her and looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished." |
