jews on t.v. everywhere i see...
Every dang time I see you whinin' I be jess amazed at jess how friggin' much you sound like Al dang Sharpton and Jesse dang Jackson. Dey be whinin' against whites havin' all de powah, and you be whinin' jess like dem about all the dang Jews. Jess switch crap around a bit and we see all yall be sayin' de same dang thangs! Iss jess friggin' un-KANNY.
And likely neitha-o-yall worked one friggin' day doin' a ahness job at nuthin'. All yall do is jess keep whinin' about stuff. You goin' afta dang Jews-- as if dey a prahblem! I don't care if de whole dang worl is owned by de friggin' Jews, if dey ain' forcin' nuthin' own nobody and ain' killin' fokes and crap, den dey ain' a prahblem. Ni if dey was to staht blowin' up WORLD FRIGGIN' TRADE CENTERS and PENTAFRIGGINGONS and mess, DEN you'd have my dang ear. But all deys doin' is makin' money selling stuff dat every dang body is buying because dey WANTS TO BUY IT.
Did a Jew force you to watch de friggin' tube? Nnnope. You watched it because de dang nazis is too dang stupid to get a channel dats worth a dang dang. So you gotta watch dang Jews.
And you like it too. Go own and admit it, nah. You be likin' dem dang Jews. Go own nah. Admit it. You ENVEE dem dang Jews and wish yo butt could git own de tube like dem and look all nice and telligent and mess. Well dat jess ain' gon be happ'nin', and ah thanks you priddy much alreddy know dis. Dem Jews don' be letting jess ANY ol' trash own dey tube.
Hey. Speakin' of telligent fokes, I sometimes lissen to Bush's spokesman ARY Flysha. With a name like Flysha, he jess gotsta be a dang Jew. But DANG! Ary be fricken' slick. Fokes be axin' him dang questions and I be goin' "DANG! Nah how he gon git outta DAT frickin' mess???" and den all a sudden **WHAM**, ol Ary jess ansa dat mess as cool as a dang kyoocummah! I mean jess like a dang KYOOCUMMAH! I be saying "DANG! GO OWN ARY WID YO BAD SELF!"
Nah find me a dang Nazi dat kin do dat. You caint do it cuz dem dang Nazis' is idiots - and dey looks kinda funny too. Somethin' wrong wid dem fokes. Evah look at 'em, holdin' dey hans up and mess? I don' be knowin' whuts wrong wid 'em. Maybe dey gots dat tuRETs sin-drome, or somethin', cuz dey be doin' some dumb mess and at the wrong dang time. Dang! If you gonna do dumb mess, you should at lees have a liddle dang self respeck and do it wid some style. Dang nazis jess be lettin' dat dumb mess hang all out deah, jess like de dang klan wid dem dang goofy dunce caps dey be wearin'. What's dat mess all about? Dass some dang stupid lookin' crap, if you ax me.
ANYWAY...
Fokes whinin' like you do, jess HAFTA be livin' in de dang ghetto - jellous of dem dang Jews. Slong as you keep own whinin', you gon stay in de dang ghetto. Nah you kin go do like Jesse and Al and lie, cheat and steal yo way out. But dass gon still leeve you in de dang mental ghetto.
(What? Dang! Why I'm trineta help dis dang Nazi????)
Stay own in de dang ghetto, maaan. Iss nice in deah. Keep own hatin dem dang Jews and watchin' de T.V., cuz every dang time you be watchin' dat friggin' tube, guess what? Some dang Jew is makin' money off yo lazy ass. And you jess be stayin' messed up. Stay own in deah, hating dem dang Jews. Hyle dang Hitla and crap. Throw yo friggin' hans up and junk like dat. Click yo dang heels and get yoself one of dem dang dunce caps. Hyle Hitla! Bring back de dang Third Ryke... (or maybe nah we on de dang Fo'th Ryke. I done dang loss count. See what yo dum ass done did? DANG! You made me dang lose count! Is we own de dang Third friggin' Ryke or is it de dang Fo'th!!!!!????) |
