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Politics : The Bomb Saddam Contest

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To: GROUND ZERO™ who started this subject	2/8/2003 2:55:23 PM
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I predict there will be no war. All of this is just a big show with special effects by the U.S., which is simply letting Shrub exercise his Fearless Leader muscles. There aren't any biological or nerve weapons in Iraq. Those factories make Pixie Stix and Butterfingers and stuff like that. No nuclear weapons either, those factories are for making electricity so the poor children can read about freedom at night. Everything is actually being controlled by Senator Clinton, who put LSD in Shrub's lemonade back at that party at the White House. Once Shrub is exposed as a woosie that won't really fight, Hillary will be free to have a special election and she will take over both countries. She will make Iraq the 51st state in the Union, and all the terrorists will stop murdering civilians and start collecting their monthly stipend. Hillary will divorce Bill after seeing a very special home video he made some years back and marry Saddam and they will adopt lots of homeless orphans who had their legs shot off by Green Berets and SEALs and give them all big mugs of hot chocolate and Pixie Stix and giant size Butterfingers and their own reading lamps and DVD players and CDs and everything they want and then Bill will come to visit for his book research and Saddam will get in a fist fight with Bill and start losing but then Peter Jennings will be there doing a documentary on Baby Saddam who is just a victim of imperialist oppression and Peter will hit Saddam on the head real hard with a big TV camera to try and stop the fist fight before it turns into WW III and then Bill will see the light and become a celibate monk and wander the land and Hillary will catch Saddam making a porn movie of himself and her and she will be emotionally crushed and be forced to divorce Saddam who will wander the land with Bill and then Hillary will marry Peter because he tried to stop the fist fight and she will give up her throne and move to Canada with Peter and start the "Judge Hillary Show" and get rich off Canadian beer endorsements and that will leave the way open for Shrub to be re-elected in 2004 and have a big Texas-style inauguration with ribs and steaks and corn on the cob and lemonade and real mashed potatoes and real gravy and everything but only for people who voted for him and everything will be happy and peaceful in the world because there are not really any evil people, there are only misunderstood people who are disadvantaged and need some good home schooling from a nice liberal school teacher or maybe some mood enhancing medication from the nice liberal guidance counselor and a weekly cash bonus of say two or three thousand which they can get if everyone just pays a little more tax but not too much just a little bit that won't be missed and just temporarily to help to get them back on their feet and become productive citizens again but they won't be allowed to buy cigarettes or alcohol or imported food and then everyone can just go bike riding on the beach and there won't be any more wars and everyone will be happy sing Kumbaya.

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