Man, I'm listening to FoxNews right now and it feels like I'm watching the Super Bowl prep shows.
After all, the station has everything going for it: Rightwing fundamentalist president in the White House; rightwing fundamentalist vice president in the Executive Office Building and at the presidency of the US Senate; rightwing fundamentalist stormbringers riding in the US Senate; the US House full of, well, rightwing fundamentalist Senator wannabes; and more than half of the federal judicial bench is suited and ready.
Not only that there's an easy target, the other team is a pushover! And there's been so much hysteria all whipped up what with Powell's presentation, Bush and Powell's presentation the day afterwards and the day after that the good ole' orange terrorist alert. Geez, that's a lot of WhiteHouse tailgating activity for the home team.
And the Democrats can't even referee the thing 'cause they're muddled in complaining about the bad economy which, due to the war, no one even has to know about.
Indeed, this is the best lineup, the very best team, FoxNews has seen since its venom got tv-spawned.
Yup, it's pretty amazing to watch 'em just roll over or cast aside any thinking person who shows up with another point of view. "The bogeyman is made, he's all ours and we're gonna git 'em!" says each announced no matter how they dress their respective wording.
These Fox folk are almost as bad as the stock investors posting another version of venom on message boards relative to oil well firefighting stocks. You wanna see some real a degradation of America and Bush's best camp of strongest supporters all in one place? Visit one of those Yahoo threads. Oil well stockfighting stocks are WEL, RES and SPN.
Meanwhile, who is the enemy?
A tiny child named World Peace, whose a daughter of a mom named DontBombMe. They each reside somewhere deep in Baghdad with their grandparents who, like the child's mom, only wants to see their child grow. The child's dad, meanwhile, himself is a victim, somewhere I'm sure marveling over America's new bomb invention, thinking it just might get tested on him. This is sad, ain't it? |
