She will like Big Fat Greek Wedding, it's a great movie.
Wish I had taken your advice here, but I got it much too late... :(
The new Bond film pales in comparison to XXX...
Well, I don't know if you've seen it, but take it from me - it pales in comparison to a lot of things. I skipped XXX because it just seemed like yet another empty-headed kid flick. At least the old Bonds had some style to 'em and stuff, despite requiring you to completely check our brain at the door. No dang bond like Connery. So I thought, you know, Pierce is a priddy stylish kinda guy and Halle is, well... you know...
Turns out the flick was jess dumb. Brosnan was priddy dang stupid, Berry was not hot at all (okay that first scene where she shows up did have a right fine look to it. But othawise, she was kinda dang goofy in my dang humble opinion) and the plot was just as stOOpid as can be! I mean Dang! The whole dang movie was really about a dang oversized magnifriggin'fying glass!
I wanted my dang money back - cept I ain' paid no money. I wanted some dang body to pay me some dang money any dang way, I dunno, jess because...
Oh it wudn't dat bad. I really enjoyed hanging out wid my wife, actin' goofy, making jokes and crap about dat dang movie. No shortage of opportunities deah. When dat diamond-faced guy showed up, maaan I really started up den. We cracked up all night about dat crap. Dat boy was jess a friggin' mess! Hollywood ought to be dang shamed of isself doin' dat boy like dat.
So all in all it was a great movie. |
