I wish this were true He's a morally bankrupt ...devious individual... he is loyal to a fault... to the interests that buttered his bum for him while they screwed his weakened Integrity down to No-Thing He is THE Monica Lewenski to the Oil Interests Only better paid that Monica Impeach him now T... On the lighter side > > A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. > > > > After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Excuse me Rabbi, but is it still a > > requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"> > > > The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."> > > > The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"> > > > To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to > > temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." > > > > The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.> > > > A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a> > > > requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" > > > > The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our > > faith."> > > > The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of > > the flesh?" > > > > The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke > > with my faith."> > > > The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five * > minutes, and then he said: - * > > " 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" > |