Know how to stop a French tank? Shoot the guy behind it pushing the tank.
Rumor has it that those French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the forward gear comes in handy.... :)
Q: What does "Maginot" mean in English? A: Welcome!
Why do we need France on our side against Sadamm and Osama? So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.
What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered during WWII? "Table for One Hundred Thousand?".
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A. So the Germans could march in the shade. |
