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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Poet who wrote (26696)2/16/2003 8:03:18 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
First you'll have to convince me there is enough intelligence in TP to harbor a sense of humor.

Bill, Hillary and Al Gore find themselves at a temple fund-raiser.

A White House aide, who refused to go "on the record," explained, "It's a temple, stupid. You can't take money from a temple. It's God's money."

Bill ponders this for a moment and suggested, "Ok. Here's what we'll do. We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw all the money in the air and what lands inside the circle we'll keep for the DNC."

"No, no, no!" Shouts Hillary. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw all the money in the air and what lands outside the circle we'll keep for the DNC."

Algore reaches over, grabs all the money and stuffs it into his pockets.

Walking back to his limo, Algore calls over his shoulder, "God doesn't need the money. It's not like he has to run for re-election."
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