Got this rant as part of a PM this morning.
I think winter is getting the better of a lot of us this year!
THREAT OF THE DAY
If it's not being hit with an asteroid,
or a piece of falling Space Shuttle,
or being burned up in a nightclub fire,
or by an arsonist in a subway,
or dying from having the wrong donor organs transplanted into you,
or being killed in an earthquake,
or by sliding out of control and getting killed
during a car accident caused by an ice storm,
or crushed by the roof caving in on a Toy 'R Us store,
or by a N.Korean missile hitting you while
you're visiting a friend in San Francisco,
or being infected with anthrax that arrived
in your latest issue of New Mexico Magazine,
or getting a brain tumor from yapping on your
cell phone for too many hours a day,
or being accidentally assassinated by an
American Ninja special forces agent who mistakes
you for a bad guy,
or developing terminal cancer from sitting on
a pressure-treated wood park bench.....
or dying of fright after seeing a photo of
Michael Jackson's nose on Drudge Report.... |
