"Here, read this," said Bob forwardly.
---------- Forwarded Message ----------
"I love pancakes," said Bob flippantly.
"My pants are wrinkled," said Bob ironically.
"I've just run out of laundry detergent," said Bob cheerlessly.
"I hate pineapples," said Bob dolefully.
"This isn't real turtle soup," said Bob mockingly.
"Brew some more coffee," said Bob perkily.
"You're a real zero," said Bob naughtily.
"No, Eve, I won't touch that apple," said Bob adamantly.
"My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo," said Bob disarmingly.
"Let's go to McDonald's," said Bob archly.
"I love reading Moby Dick," said Bob superficially.
"My glasses are fogged up," said Bob optimistically.
"I'll have the dark bread," said Bob wryly.
"My stereo's broken," said Bob disconsolately.
"My stereo's half fixed," said Bob monotonously.
"My stereo's finally fixed," said Bob ecstatically.
"My family has a great future," said Bob clandestinely.
"The maid has the night off," said Bob helplessly.
"Look at those newborn kittens," said Bob literally.
"I'm reading about communism," said Bob readily.
"I passed my electrocardiogram," said Bob wholeheartedly.
"I used to be a conductor," said Bob extraneously.
"My blood pressure doesn't register," said Bob impulsively.
"The doctors have discharged me," said Bob impatiently.
"What I do best on camping trips is sleep," said Bob intently.
"I'm a softball pitcher," said Bob underhandedly.
"I've lost my flower," said Bob lackadaisically.
"I'll have to take the telegrapher's test again," said Bob remorsefully.
"I'm going to kill Dracula," said Bob painstakingly.
"I just swallowed a fishing lure," said Bob with bated breath.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," said Bob rhetorically.
"Arnold Palmer recovered his golf ball," said Bob profoundly. |
