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Pastimes : Ask God
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To: Greg or e who wrote (34394)2/26/2003 4:09:52 PM
From: Berry Picker  Read Replies (1) of 39621
 
Devil's Beatitudes

    (If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they
     would probably go something like this:)

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to
spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church
~ they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be
thanked ~ I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to
church ~ they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's
nerves ~ they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers ~ they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray ~ they are easy prey for
me.

Blessed are the gossipers ~ for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership ~ for they shall
inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are the complainers ~ I'm all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other
people and not yourself ~ I've got you.
 
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