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Politics : Let's Start The War And Get It Over With

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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (127)	2/27/2003 10:43:12 PM
From: Vitas	Read Replies (1) of 808

Senator Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in upstate New York one evening when an old cow stumbled suddenly in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't and the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "Holy crap, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "All I said was, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

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