New joke going around in Hollywood:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You have the right to remain silent.
That'll be easy as long as I don't have a telephone.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Give those shares back to the first croo . . . I mean associates, for the film and negatives.
If you don't have an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
We got this one covered. Call Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.
Do you understand these rights?
Understood them in 1970, 1980, 1990, and I understand them now.
Don't you have any remorse?
Hey, $8,000-$15,000 a day split three ways is a good living, and we love counting to 100,000,000. Can you say d i l u t i o n? Mr Rogers, bring me that new folder on cold fusion. |