> Subject: Slogans/A MUST READ FOR ALL
>
>
> > The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous
> staff meeting in the
> > middle of a particularly stressful week. When
> everyone gathered,
> the
> > employer, who understood the benefits of having fun,
> told the
> burnt-out
> > staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
> contest.
> >
> > The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only
> rule was that
> they had
> > to use past ad slogans, originally written for other
> products, that
> > captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations
> were acceptable.
> >
> > About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
> suggestions and created a
> Top
> > Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie,
> the rest of the
> week
> > went very well for everyone. The top ten:
> >
> >
> > 10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
> >
> >
> > 9. Viagra . . . the quicker pecker upper.
> >
> >
> > 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
> >
> >
> > 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be
> there overnight.
> >
> >
> > 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
> >
> >
> > 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
> >
> >
> > 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a
> woman.
> >
> >
> > 3. Viagra! Tastes great! More filling!
> >
> >
> > 2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
> >
> >
> > And the unanimous number one slogan:
> >
> >
> > 1. This is your penis... This is your penis on
> drugs...
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